I’m Not an Idiot

[Intro:]
This one's about the Westboro Baptist Church

[Verse 1:]
"God hates fags, god hates fags"
Well, maybe we would listen if you weren't scumbags
"Thank God for 9/11, thank God for 9/11"
Guys just shut the fuck up and stop acting like you're seven
You guys don't know true suffering and you don't get true pain
And if your God existed, he'd consider you insane
'Cause you're all inane!
Fucking morons
What do you expect to get from your fifteen seconds of fame?
If you expect to look intelligent you've lost the game

[Chorus:]
I pray to God every single night
I'm not an idiot
I read the Bible every waking hour
I'm not an idiot
I'm so well-versed in my religion
I'm not an idiot
No, I should be looked up to
'Cause I'm very smart

[Verse 2:]
They can't help but hate on gays
Because if a book says it's okay
Then by all means just spread your hate
"You're going to hell!"
Well your fear tactics won't work on me
Think about it, does it really make sense
That there are lands invisible to the naked eye?
Places you can only see after you die?
To me, it seems like they were made up
To keep away any questioning
But as humans questioning is something we should do!
Hell, we have the capabilities
To not just act like hillbillies
I guess it doesn't matter though
And what do they say?

[Chorus:]
I pray to God every single night
I'm not an idiot
I read the Bible every waking hour
I'm not an idiot
I'm so well-versed in my religion
I'm not an idiot
No, I should be looked up to
'Cause I'm very smart

[Verse 3:]
Why should respect your beliefs if you can't accept others?
If we are all connected I don't want to be your brother
You guys are all evil for what you do
Why would you protest people who never harmed you
You act like you're superior
When really you're inferior
I mean look, even the KKK protested you
Now stop hating on gays, and stop hating on Jews
It's a lost cause
Hopefully you won't putting for act for long
Because you...
Are the the epitome of wrong

[Chorus:]
I pray to God every single night
I'm not an idiot
I read the Bible every waking hour
I'm not an idiot
I'm so well-versed in my religion
I'm not an idiot
No, I should be looked up to
'Cause I'm very smart