Emo Drake

[Chorus:]
They call him Drake
His life's a big mistake
He cuts his wrists when he insists
That he needs attention
He never smiles
His life has sucked for a while
And you'd think someone could fix it
But he actually kind of likes it
He's Emo Drake

[Verse 1:]
His name’s Drake
He's made a big mistake

[Casey Golla:]
I ditched school on Monday
But got caught by my granny
She refused to make me cookies for a week
So yeah… That fucking sucked!

[404:]
A lot of stuff has been going on his life
His pet goldfish just recently died

[Casey Golla:]
My parents decided to cut my allowance so I decided to cut my wrists
My 20th girlfriend left me and I asked her why
She said “My dad got a new job at Chicago-"
Bullshit! You can't just leave me here you bitch!

[404:]
Got drunk and grabbed his knife
Tried to stab her but accidentally killed his new goldfish
He cried for weeks

[Chorus:]
They call him Drake
His life's a big mistake
He cuts his wrists when he insists
That he needs attention
He never smiles
His life has sucked for a while
And you'd think someone could fix it
But he actually kind of likes it
He's Emo Drake

[Verse 2:]
He never leaves his room
He's always on Tumblr, posting all these pictures
Of his wrists, after he cuts them
His Minecraft skin has red all over

[Casey Golla:]
My life is misery

[404:]
Or so he thinks
But then his girlfriend is released
From the penitentiary
So he thinks it all got better
Until she steals his lunch money

[Casey Golla:]
You whore! You owe me two bucks!
You don't even have a good body!
I want a girlfriend who understands my problems!
Not causes them!

[Chorus:]
They call him Drake
His life's a big mistake
He cuts his wrists when he insists
That he needs attention
He never smiles
His life has sucked for a while
And you'd think someone could fix it
But he actually kind of likes it
He's Emo Drake

[Verse 3: Casey Golla:]
My life is terrible
My life is so unbearable
My girlfriend is a bitch
And my parents are assholes!

[404:]
This guy's a mess
Everyone in his a life's a pest
Especially his goldfish

[Casey Golla:]
That fucker keeps dying all the time

[404:]
He can't control it
He had a good life but his girlfriend stole it
He can't afford it
He had a lot of money but his parents stole it

[Casey Golla:]
Why does everyone keep stealing from me?
I thought they said they loved me
But I think they're just trying to trick me
Like they did when said Santa Claus was real!

[Chorus:]
They call him Drake
His life's a big mistake
He cuts his wrists when he insists
That he needs attention
He never smiles
His life has sucked for a while
And you'd think someone could fix it
But he actually kind of likes it
He's Emo Drake

[Verse 4: Casey Golla:]
Dear everyone
Fuck you mom
Fuck you dad
All you ever did was make me sad
The only thing that kept me alive
Was Tumblr, and it's contrived posts!
I give all I possess to my goldfish
Aw fuck, he's floating upside down!
Wake up you stupid fish!
Oh, and lastly, to my girlfriend
Fuck you bitch!
I'm outie 5000!

[404:]
He puts a gun up to his head