I’m Nobody

[Verse 1]
Somewhere in Israel
On the top of that famous hill
Where once stood three rugged crosses now stand
Raggedy Ann, Jack, and Jill
Well, Jack, he jumps off the mountain
As you know he busts his head
Jill and Ann hold his dyin' hand
And jack lifts up and said
It is finished, somebody get me a danish, time is rushin'

[Chorus]
Hey I'm nobody
Nobody that's me
Got my head full of nothin'
I'm as wishy-washy as the deep blue sea
And I'm goin' nowhere
Nowhere that's where i'm goin'
You're goin' nowhere too
But you don't have no way of knowin'
You're a nobody, nobody
Just like me

[Verse 2]
There's a kid in India
Belly big as a basketball
She's leaning against a sycamore tree
She's too weak to crawl
She's never gonna drink Pepsi cola
She's never gonna watch MTV
She'll never feel that fed-up feeling like you and me
No, we can do better we can write our congress personality

[Chorus]
Hey I'm nobody
Nobody that's me
Got my head full of nothin'
I'm as wishy-washy as the deep blue sea
And I'm goin' nowhere
Nowhere that's where I'm goin'
You're goin' nowhere too
But you don't have no way of knowin'
You're a nobody, nobody
Nobody like me

[Verse 3]
And when I die don't bury me out to sea
Don't give me no 21 gun salute
You'll just scare the birds and the bees
Just tie my naked body to a rocket ship
And when I'm blazing through the atmosphere
Close your eyes and make a wish
For world peace or your piece of the pie
Bye-bye bye-bye

[Verse 4]
There's a man out on the street
He's waiting ‘til after dark
He's gotta find some place to sleep
Somewhere in memorial park
He's fought on foreign shores
But his hardest fight is here at home
Two kids on a double date yell out of daddy's car with an ice cream cone
“Hey get a job, get a life, get a home loan!”

[Chorus]
Hey I'm nobody
Nobody that's me
Got my head full of nothin'
I'm as wishy-washy as the deep blue sea
And I'm goin' nowhere
Nowhere that's where I'm goin'
You're goin' nowhere too
But you don't have no way of knowin'
Hey I'm nobody
Nobody that's me
Got my head full of nothin'
I'm as wishy-washy as the deep blue sea
And I'm goin' nowhere
Nowhere that's where I'm goin'
You're goin' nowhere too
But you don't have no way of knowin'
You're a nobody, no-nobody
Just like me

You're a nobody