I’m Awesome

It's another song about how awesome i am
About how i am the fucking man

My shit is dope
I mean fucking worship myself
I don't give a fuck
I keep my poop on a shelf in a jar
Cause i can't bear to throw it away
Cause everything i do is dope today
Tommorrow and forever
The shit htat i spit is so clever
I'm on my own balls like i was some hair
I don't give a fuck yo, pass me the nair
I'll blast the hair off my nutsack
It's nothing to me, fools need to step back
That's the way i do this now:
Come through speaking in monotone like colin powel
I don't even know what that's supposed to mean
Met ben stine, put his fucking head through a tv screen
But it's alright, listen what i told you first
I come through spitting venom with a blood thirst

It's anther song about how fucking
Awesome I am

I put you in a fucking hearse
The way that i do this is striaght unrehearsed
Get on stage, spit freestyle with no verse
About shit that don't make no sense that's mostly curse words
Maybe 30 bars, making me sound dumb
But you know what, your girl still eats my... hamburgers
When she comes over to the house
And i'm already in the yard, chilling, grilling out
She puts one her mouth, and i'm like that's cool do what you wanna do
Want some of my wife's potato salad, that's cool too
And then maybe she'll have some onion rings
We'll just be lamping, doing hte fucking thing
Maybe we'll play some wiis ports, i dunno
Maybe she'll sit there for 20 minutes and talk about my flow
You know
It's whatever