I’m a Member of the Midnight Crew (Post​-​Punk Version)

[Verse 1]
I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark
I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
I spend every my evening where there's women, wine, and song
But like a man, I always bring my little wife along!

[Chorus]
I’m a member of the midnight crew
I’m a night owl, a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song
Rise with the Moon, go to bed with the Sun
Early to bed and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it can never trouble you
Make her a member of the midnight crew

[Verse 2]
The fun it doesn't stop till 12 on happy old Broadway
So, what's the point of going home until the break of day?
Now something confidential, whisper not above a breath
I once went home at 2 AM and scared my wife to death

[Chorus]
I’m a member of the midnight crew
I’m a night owl, a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song
Rise with the Moon, go to bed with the Sun
Early to bed and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it can never trouble you
Make her a member of the midnight crew

[Verse 3]
I never shall forget the night I made six rappers run
Although I did not have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun
I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
I ran for home and six of them was running after me

[Chorus]
I’m a member of the midnight crew
I’m a night owl, a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song
Rise with the Moon, go to bed with the Sun
Early to bed and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it can never trouble you
Make her a member of the midnight crew