Eddie Morton (15 May 1870–11 April 1938) was a Pennsylvanian musician who was famous for his comedic ragtime songs. He was initially a cop working for the Philadelphia Police Department, but later found success in musical theatre and vaudeville in New York City from 1907 onwards. Eddie would continue to record until 1917, before retiring from the stage in 1926.

In recent years, Morton’s work has gained a new popularity after featuring in popular webcomic Homestuck.