I Love Minorities

[Verse 1]
I think that every race is a-okay
We all have something to be proud of ('Cept white people)
I like every country the same
Even the ones where my own music's not allowed in
Or the ones that wanna bomb us
Women are as smart as me and you (No, no, it's true)
They could be president of this country (I mean who cares? There's already a black)
I love minorities
Especially, people that get around in wheelchairs, that's hot

[Pre-Chorus]
I love everyone in the world
Because no one is different than no one
Everyone is fuckin' like someone
And if you feel like I do
Take your hand and touch my balls
And sing along this fuckin' song

[Chorus]
Black people are good at playin' basketball!
Asians cook Chinee food on woks
Mexicans are great at leavin' Mexico
So suck on my cock if you don't love everyone
White people can tuck their shirts into their shorts
They need Jews to fill their tax forms
Eskimos are best at hittin' seals with clubs
We all could learn from one another lots of stuff

[Verse 2]
Sex, them Europeans do it with kids
It's like their proud of it or somethin'
It's legal in their countries
Canadians, at age fifteen
Can legally suck off dirty old men for money (No they can't)
Okay, for free (That's right)

[Pre-Chorus]
Everyone in the world's good
Because no one is better than someone else is
I'm down with women's circumcision
So if you feel like I do (You're a homo)
Take your ball sack and your bongo drum
And sing this gay ass little song

[Chorus]
Black people are good at stealing stereos!
They've got Jewish lawyers in court
Muslims are the best at flyin' into stuff
Not all Muslims, just most, and all it takes is most
Africans like lynchin' homosexuals
Cubans turn dildos into boats
Germans kidnap girls and make them prostitutes
Everyone's special in their own gay little way

[Verse 3]
Arab girls have got to be sweaty
They put to death if they show they titties
That's baller shit I ain't even playin'
Lemme tell you what's the same about the
Swedish, Chassidish Jews, Kelly and Regis
They're all fuckin' crazy
Except the Swedish, they're just lazy
And love the penis
Yeah, those ladies in Sweden
Got enough VD's to turn those dudes around them gay
And Frenchmen don't believe in bathin'
And Haitians love a good earthquake
Cagin' a Mongol? Russian tradition
Rape in the Congo? As long as it's women
Takin' a dump on someone else's culture
And makin' fun of them just 'cause they're different
And makin' a song callin' their country stupid
Mixin' the absurd with the true?
Don't do it, so if you hate racist humor
Get your pooper up and sing this fuckin' song

[Chorus]
Black people are good at wheelchair basketball
If they got shot and now cannot walk
Pregnant girls are stupid and impossible
Everyone's good, no one is better than someone
White people can show black people how to vote
Blacks could teach them Jews to dance good
Blind black men can't play hockey, because they're black
Helen Keller can't drive because she's a woman

[Outro]
Gary Coleman's gone
It was so sad
He was so young
I mean he was like fifty-one
But it's sad
Because he looked like he was nine years old
Whatchu' talkin' about, Rucka?
His wife did it
I love minorities