I Don’t Like White People

[Intro]
We are going to exterminate white people
Because that, in my estimation, is the only conclusion I have come to
We have to exterminate white people off of the face of the planet
To solve this problem

[Chorus]
Ohhh (Hey)
I just don't like white people (People)
The Bible says they're evil (Evil)
If honkies wanna go
Let's get it on (Let's get it on)
Ohhh (Hey)
They be always jockin' at the mall (The mall)
Sippin' mochachinos (Chinos)
Can't we all get along
Hell no

[Verse 1]
Hey yo
Have you ever wondered why white men can't jump?
They too busy drivin' around on mopeds (Gopeds)
Drivin' a damn Ford Focus
Sittin' in the crib with they kids playin' Go Fish
Goldfish and golden retrievers
I can't believe these idiots still wear Reeboks
Reba gets these retards off
We should keep them locked up with some coffee
They love coffee, it's always coffee
They watch Oprah Winfrey often
They all mormons
They all call up Dr. Lora and ask her stuff
They play golf with suntan lotion
And they all gots they shirts tucked in
They all wear suspenders
And they got bowties under they chin
They cannot dress, they always stress
"I need my pills 'cause I'm depressed"
White girls always have fake breasts
Like they feedin' saline to they kids
They drive Hybrids, they listen to Kiss
They get they movies from Netflix
They all so rich, I say we jock 'em
They got no rhythm but they square dance
Maybe crackers wouldn't suck at sports
Spend less time in the Starbucks with quarts of coffee
Private plays that are gettin' gay with the Facebook page
I don't like white people on the real
Whites been gay, they wait for years
Why can't we find out where they live
And bust through a window into they cribs?

[Chorus]
Ohhh (Hey)
I just don't like white people (People)
The Bible says they're evil (Evil)
If honkies wanna go
Let's get it on (Let's get it on)
Ohhh (Hey)
They be always jockin' at the mall (The mall)
Sippin' mochachinos (Chinos)
Can't we all get along
Hell no

[Verse 2]
Jesus, black
Ronald Reagan, sold crack
Did we pay 'em? Fuck that
That nigga got jacked
Get the facts and ask them crackers for answers
Put some pants on and get a bus pass
We the ones they be always harassin'
They the ones we should all be blastin'
Up in Aspen, in a mansion
Can't dance 'cause they got no fashion
And these assholes at the bash brawl
They all so white we could call them Casper
I command for them bastard crackers
Hey Barack, can we blow up Alaska?
Could we roll up to the NASCAR
With the ass on the lassos to catch all them assholes

[Interlude]
Let me talk in a way you crackers could understand

[Verse 3]
Hello, there. I wear blue jean pants
I own three dogs and thirteen cats
I keep my children away from rap
I get all my clothes at the GAP
I've lived in a condo most my life
Every now and then, I beat my wife
Her name is Linda, my name is Todd
Have you seen my fishin' rod?

[Chorus]
Ohhh (Hey)
I just don't like white people (People)
The Bible says they're evil (Evil)
If honkies wanna go
Let's get it on (Let's get it on)
Ohhh (Hey)
They be always jockin' at the mall (The mall)
Sippin' mochachinos (Chinos)
Can't we all get along
Hell no

[Outro]
Oh, he-he-hello
Wh-wh-what are you doing here?
You guys makin' a hip-hippity-hop song?
Cool, very cool
My children love that shit
Oh, you know, I love hippity-hop
Hey, but can I get on this song?
I-I've always wanted to get on a hippity-hop song
But-But my wife, my wife she, she's afraid of black people
I-it's not that they're black
It's just the color of their skin that scares her
And, you know, it's like my father always used to say
"Don't hate the cracker, hate the race"
*Clap clap*
Guys? Wh-wh-why are the lights off?
I-I can't see you, 'cause you're black
*Punching sounds*
Ugh, aww, oh, oh, oh
Oh, my-my head!
Do I taste blood?
That really stings
I've never been stabbed before
W-w-what's that?
I-is that a
*Cocking gun*
Oh, yeah, definately is