​i looked outside, it was hailing cactus needles

Life's kinder as a child when you choose to live like dogs do
I'll start talking to some hundreds then get scared when they respond to me
And I had a lot of friends out in Westchester County, New York but it's okay now I've only kept a few with me
And I've fallen apart lately but I think I'll get a hold of it
I didn't say that in the interview I said yeah I've got a hold of it
And then I turned into a beetle and I flew into the restroom
Scurried a bit further, it was snowing out the window
It was the prettiest of snowstorms, it reminded me of love songs
I sang them to my girlfriend cause I'm glad I get to love her
And I'm not a western kid but damn, do deserts still make me feel warm
Last time I saw my dentist I said I met you in the Moma
He guessed that I was lying and said my teeth were crooked
So I sat there in his chair and pretended that I flossed more

And I promised to myself that this project would be different
I'd keep emotions separate, I'd sing quiet and keep my distance
But I think this song's about me and I think that makes it selfish
And I haven't really done this since I was Fairweather Currents
And I guess that what I'm saying is that sometimes I think I need this

We'll sit around a fire and sing songs from the 90's
Nobody was touching but I think someone was crying
Even though it wasn't me I can promise they were happy