I Hate Men (I Hate All Men)

[Verse 1]
I can do what I want
I can say what I please
I can go where I choose, I can take what I need
I can take a little more and I can guarantee

I won't step to the side
Or give up my seat
I won't listen to reason or change my opinion
I probably won't even notice when the chorus sings

[Chorus]
I hate men, I hate all men
We're insufferable
I hate men, I hate all men
We're malevolent, unintelligent and irrelevant, y'know
And who let us run the show?

[Verse 2]
I'm a powerful guy
I'm distinguished and tough
Look me in the eye and try to understand
I set the lowest bar and get the upper hand

You're a fly on my car
You're a steak I could cook
You're obligated to suffer unsolicited bluster
Let me stop you there and tell you why you're wrong

[Chorus]
I hate men, I hate all men
And the sounds we make
I hate men, I hate all men
The entitlement and irrelevant malevolence, y'know
And what do we have to show?

[Bridge]
When I'm walking all alone, one finger on my phone
Don't look at me, don't talk to me
I just wanna make it home

You're a virulent stain of insignificant pus
An obsolete machine, a disfigure of speech
And when the train doors close I hope they catch on your teeth

[Chorus]
I hate men, I hate all men
I hate men, I hate all men
With no caveats, with no asterisk, with no qualification
I hate all men