A Nervous Wreck

All rise and shout in unison!
Bug-eyed
Spittle-flecked and taut
Shit flies
We'll nail it to the wall

They can't tell us what to think!
They'll try
We'll shut our eyes and hum theme songs
From back when we were young

And just ignore the open door
You can't go wrong when you belong
And we're not wrong!

Join us when you're ready
We've got these awful songs to sing with you
You know the tune, the rhythm and the key

All eyes, avert from travesty
Deny your own anatomy
Terrify!
Yeah, trust us, we know better
We know better than you

You're not turning out all right
No one wants to hear from you
We're 21st, you're 1957

So just ignore the open door
You can't go wrong when you belong
To a nervous wreck