I Feel Lucky

Brittany:
Well I woke up this morning
Stumbled out of my rack
I opened up the paper to the page in the back
It only took a minute for my finger to find

My daily dose of destiny
Under my sign
My eyes just about popped out of my head
It said
"The stars are stacked against you, girl
Get back in bed"

The Chipettes:
I feel lucky, I feel lucky, yeah

Brittany:
No Professor Doom gonna stand in my way

The Chipettes:
Mmm
I feel lucky today

Brittany:
Well I strolled down to the corner
Gave my numbers to the clerk
The pot's eleven million
So I called in sick to work
I bought a pack of Twinkies, burrito, and a Barq's

Crossed against the light
Made a beeline for the park
The sky began to thunder
Wind began to moan
I heard a voice above me saying
"Girl, you better get back home."

The Chipettes:
But I feel lucky
Oh oh oh
I feel lucky, yeah
No tropical depression gonna steal my sun away
Mmm, I feel lucky today

Brittany:
Now eleven million later
I was sitting at the bar
I'd bought the house a double
And the waitress a new car

Dwight Yoakam's in the corner trying to catch my eye
Lyle Lovett's coming over
I'm trying not to sigh
The moral of the story
It's simple
But it's true

The Chipettes:
Hey, the stars might lie
But the numbers never do
I feel lucky
Oh oh oh
I feel lucky, yeah

Brittany:
Hey, Dwight
Hey, Lyle
Boys, you don't have to fight
Hot dog
I'm feeling lucky tonight

The Chipettes:
I feel lucky, brrr
I feel lucky, yeah

Brittany:
Eat your heart out, Alvin
I'm a winner either way

The Chipettes:
Mmm, I feel lucky today
Whoa!