I Don’t Have a Gun

[Verse 1]
I'm so glad I don't have a gun
A night like this, I'd use one
Moon don't shine, truck don't run
And I'm so glad for everyone

[Verse 2]
I'm so glad she moved away
A night like this, I wish she'd stayed
Straight to her porch light, that's where I'd run
And drunk as I am, it's just a good thing I don't have a gun

[Chorus]
And you can all go straight to hell
You better cut and run
Get on your knees and thank the Lord
That I don't have a gun

[Verse 3]
Now, God makes his plans for everyone
Every woman, every man, how long you run
'Til your moon don't shine and your truck don't run
And you'll just have to believe that I don't have a gun

[Outro]
I don't even own one
Probably wouldn't be able to fire it if I had one