How to Survive an Encounter (Dialog)

[EUGENE]
Break some legs, kid. I know you're gonna be great

[TAYLOR]
Hey, uh, before we go, how about some advice from the experts? How does one survive an encounter with someone like you or Leslie?

[EUGENE]
I like her, Les. She's a little spitfire

[TAYLOR]
So, how 'bout it?

[JAMIE]
Well, I'll tell you: Never hang out with a virgin. You got a virgin in your crew, you get somebody in her pants or get the hell away from her

[EUGENE]
Aside from that, the simple answer is: Run like a motherfucker and don't stop till the sun comes up. Pardon the French, but there it is. And don't try to hide. We'll find you. Don't try to be a hero and fight us. You'll lose. And pick out a clear spot ahead of you. Make it far away as possible and run. Straight. And don't ever, ever look back, 'cause you won't like what you see. I promise you that

[TAYLOR]
How about sticking together?

[EUGENE]
Well, sure. Sure, you can do that. Just make sure there's one poor son of a bitch slower than you when it comes time to run