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Taylor (Angela Goethals) interviews a retired slasher (Scott Wilson) and asks him about the various fates he has suffered at the hands of teenagers trying to stay alive.
[EUGENE]
Boy, where do I start? I've been stabbed, shot, burned, run through, pushed off of everything. The holy water, though. That's the worst. Bowls of water, everybody's stickin' their fingers in it. It's like little cesspools of bacteria. It's disgusting
I've been hit by a car, run over by trains, caught in machines, drowned
[TAYLOR]
Crushed by a crane
[EUGENE]
What else am I forgetting?
[TAYLOR]
I almost set you on fire. You got that a lot, actually
[EUGENE]
Oh, yeah. Always with fire. I've had my head cut off, my eyes gouged out
[TAYLOR]
If I may ask, um, how do you manage to survive these things whеn they'd so clearly be fatal for thе rest of us?
[EUGENE]
Let's just say that that's part of the trade
Gordy Haab released Eugene Speaks About Injuries (Dialog) on Fri Mar 16 2007.