How Long Has This Been Going On?

As a tot when I trotted 'neath mistletoe draped fantasies
I was kissed by my sisters, my cousin, and my aunties
Sad to tell it was hell
An inferno worse than Dante's
So my dear I swore
Never, ever more

On my list I insisted that kissing must be crossed out
Now I find I was blind
And oh boy, oh lord
I missed out

I could cry salty tears
Where have I been all these years
Little wow, tell me now
How long has this been going on?

There were chills up my spine
And some thrills I can't dеfine
Listen sweet, I repеat
How long has this been going on?

Oh I feel that I could melt
Into heaven I'm hurled
I know how Columbus felt
Discovering a new world

Kiss me once
Kiss me twice
Then again
Oh it's so nice
Little wow, tell me right now
How long has this been going on?

Oh I feel that I could melt
Into heaven I'm hurled
I know how Columbus felt
Discovering a new world

Kiss me once
Kiss me twice
Then again
Oh it's so nice
Little wow, take a bow