How Country Are Ya?

[Verse 1]
Yeah
The other night
I met this hot country momma
She was looking fine
I was thinking oh yeah
I wanna
Take her home
Make her mine
But all she got to say to my pickup lines
Was woah [?]!
Hit the break before
We go any further
Let’s get 1 thang straight

[Chorus]
How country are ya?
Ya, she said I really need to know
Can you two steps?
Yep!
Good cause I’d had to let you go
You love your momma?
Yep
Make lots of money?
You own a shotgun?
Yep, yep
I got 2 of those
With all these city slicker
Wanna-be’s I had to be sure
How country are you? Yep!

[Verse 2]
Well she wore me out
With her long interrogations
I had my doubts and my own reservations
I had a list of little things
I wanted in a woman worth a wedding ring
So I sat her down
Said this won’t take long
Yeah I’ve got a few questions of my own

[Chorus]

[Chorus 2]
How country are ya?
How country are ya?
Yep
We’re like 2 peas in a pot
How country are ya?
Come on let’s tie the knot
We go together like grits and gravy
Come on let’s get to makin’ us some babies
If we ever doubted it, now we both know
How country are ya? Yep! (x4)