Beer Me

[Verse 1]
Dissing and moaning is all I heard
All day long no a kind word
If you wanna chew my ass you better get in line
How much of this can one man take?
Every now and then we all need a break
So I'm punching out, leaving this all behind

[Chorus]
Yeah, somebody beer me
Put a cold one in my hand
Oh, I clearly
Had about all I could stand
It's been a hard day
It's time for me to let it all go
So be a good friend, won't you pass me a brew?
It's like my medicine to help me lose these blues
Can't you hear me? Yeah, come on, somebody beer me

[Verse 2]
Telephone's ringing, oh, what's wrong now?
The house's flooded, the car broke down
All these bad things running through my mind
Well, my blood pressure's on the rise
I just take a deep breath and start to fantasize
About the one thing that'll help me unwind

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
When my world spins out of control
Well, there's only one real remedy I know

[Chorus]x2

[Ending]
Put that brew right here near me
Yeah, come on, somebody beer me