How Can I Be So Thirsty Today?

How can I be so thirsty today
When I had some much to drink last night?

I went over looking for you over at Red Dogs
Cause I figured you'd think I would
I didn't find you over at Red Dogs
But I found something just as good
If I ever remember everything I said
I'd probably wish I were dead
Now I'm chasin' three aspirin with a tallboy
To get this pressure off my head

How can I be so thirsty today
When I had some much to drink last night?
My keys are missing my heel broke off
And my hair is an incredible sight
If I ever stop livin' the single life
I guess'll have to learn to say when
But tonight I'll dress up put my face back on
And do the whole thing over again

Delbert said he saw you at the Mexican bar
So I jumped in my truck
Didn't see you over at the Mexican bar
I guess I don't have that kinda luck
Someone said the last time they saw me
I was dancin' on the end of your table
Tell Mr Cortez I'll replace that felt
Just as soon as I am able

How can I be so thirsty today
When I had some much to drink last night?
My keys are missing my heel broke off
And my hair is an incredible sight
If I ever stop livin' the single life
I guess'll have to learn to say when
But tonight I'll dress up put my face back on
And do the whole thing over again
Yeah tonight I'll dress up put my face back on
And do the whole thing over again