Horror Clowns are Dickheads

Horror clowns are dickheads
You know it's true
And if you've got a phobia of them
You're a dickhead too

Chainsaw wielding evil freaks
Who chase you through the station
Or just some boring no accounts
With poor imagination

Horror clowns are dickheads
You know it's true
And if you've got a phobia of them
You're a dickhead too

Mother Mary meek and mild
Got lost at Farmageddon
Toe to toe with Pennywise
She's kicked his fuzzy head in

Singing, horror clowns are dickheads
You know it's true
And if you've got a phobia of them
You're a dickhead too

Don't go worrying and don't be wary
They have never been remotely scary

Hardly M.R. James
Hardly Edgar Allen Poe
Get a decent mob together
They don't wanna know

Oh, horror clowns are dickheads
You know it's true
And if you've got a phobia of them
You're a dickhead too
Yeah, you're a dickhead too
Yeah you'rrrrrrrrre