Home Away from Home (Pt. 1)

I walk past the home of the midget Hawaiian
Past the hall where I learned all about the Cardiff giant
The house where I puked all over the bathroom
And got the number of a girl named Catherine
I regret never calling after I left her
It was probably the best chance for sex
Last semester

I walk through the shortcut between the two boremans
The spot where someone puked a few weeks back
The stain is still there rotting on the pavement
Trailing off right down a little crack
I stare at the steeple of the church steps I sat on
When I needed a little rest late at night after drinking
Last semester