Hollohan vs. Jack Shitt (Title Match)

[Round 1: Jack Shitt]
This genetic freak is at his peak but his future's getting bleak
Cause Cactus Jack is here to end Goldberg's winning streak
Yo, this kid is weak as fuck man there's no more to say
Hollohan's a macho man in that village people sort of way
No go away you fucking glue huffing chump you suck
It's not Hollohan it's Hollo Hans, here to pump...you up
And he ain't tough, that's a front, no one's taking this kid serious
I mean he's so much of a bitch he probably gets dick periods
And I'm just curious, how many raw punches from Paul Bunyan does it take to make a shrunken ball munchkin a Dolph Lundgren?
Eh, I got a hunch that he hits his chick and gets her lips all swollen
So I'ma rip this white beater; Hulk Hogan
Now get a hold of your emotions, I don't care if your childhood was brutal
I hope you had an alcoholic stepfather who sexually abused you
Yo, I hope he beat the shit out of your mom while you prayed to make it right
And I hope those memories still haunt you and keep you awake at night
Eh, you just prayed the price on the latest episode of Bully Beat Down
Now the whole crowd can see that insecure bitch that you buried deep down

[Round 1: Hollohan]
Now Toronto, this is a title match for a rap league
I get that he's funny, but is this really the type of guy you want representing your country?
Fuck all of your corny jokes, I'm bigger than you
So if you win, I'm just gonna beat the fucking shit outta you
You got a bunch of jokes
Once a punch gets thrown and breaks funny bones I'll cut your throat
Like trying to shave going over a bumpy road through a construction zone
See, everyone in the league is skinny, it does make me look like I'm jacked on 'roids
But you got such a yappy voice
You make the Backstreet Boys sound like Pastor Troy
They said I couldn't avenge Jack in a battle
Wasn't something I gotta be told twice
Shit I figured you'd be used to it by now when you've been getting made fun of your whole life
See, cause in high school, all the cool kids and bullies would chase Jack for three at the bell
They'd catch him, and as the most popular kid in the group would beat him to Hell
The cheering crowd around would laugh and all the people would yell
Which brings us to today
It's crazy, history has a strange way of repeating itself
Ayo, cause he's so dull and boring, he called me on the phone this morning
Talked an hour straight about outer space and fucking global warming
See, cause your rhymes put me sound to sleep like counting sheep
Or listening to the sounds of a creek on a peaceful mountain peak
And you're not my dog, you're my bitch so on my command, now you speak

[Round 2: Jack Shitt]
Alright look, I always get a good laugh you rap man, it brings me tremendous joy
Shit it's hilarious when your voice cracks like a prepubescent boy
Yo, you're annoying and outclassed this match ain't even level
He just acts crazy and mental, it's the Tasmanian devil
Settle down, count to 10, quit showing your panty lines
And stop cramming lines while yelling like Joe from Family Guy
Eh, he's not even angry that's just the inner demons in him screaming
Yo, his secret protein shake is a mix of creatine and semen
Yo, it's the Genius On Drugs, yeah this dude is a schmuck
And self proclaimed geniuses are stupid as fuck
Eh, what I mean is it's all bullshit y'all, he doesn't speak the truth
But it's cool, if I were on drugs I'd think he was a genius too
Eh, this meat head's through
My skills sharp and you should keep your grill guarded
Cause I ain't losing to the Salvation Army's drill sergeant
Yo, so he's still barking loud but he ain't trying to attract fame
He's on parole and dumbass here made his rap name is last name
So that explains why we had to keep this battle secret and covert
And it means our poster boy can't be on the poster

[Round 2: Hollohan]
Ayo, if me and you fought, the only way it would feel fair
If I was like Joe from Family Guy and throwing punches from a wheelchair
See, you were that unfunny nerd sitting in the back of my class in grade nine
You and Twist battling was like watching two faggots coming out of the closet at the same time
Because behind closed doors they're lovers and it's been steady going for years
In public they front like they just friends but I know that both of you queer
Shit, they like a passenger door mirror
Between them, things are a lot closer than they appear
And I'm still convinced you lost to Kid Twist
He displayed actual freestyle rebuttals, this you admit Shitt
I could make a line about you not flipping lines and you won't even flip this!
Yo, but if he did make a flip he'd be like
"I don't care if you say I'm the hugest loser
Cause dude I just got a new computer and it's frickin' super duper."
You'll do anything on my command Jack thin, Jack sit, Jack piss, Jack Shitt
Girls run away from Jack like they're playing tag and Jack's it
All of your nerdy friends are laughing with you, the rest of us just think you're weird
Don't you notice when you drop a line you think is dope we just awkwardly look around and drink our beers?
Yo, and I'ma put the heat to your belly and blow cause rap isn't for fags
Hope you can get used to colostomy cause for the rest of his life
I'ma have Jack SHITT IN A BAG!

[Round 3: Jack Shitt]
He can't flow without snorting blow
Uses steroids to get his arms strong
Liquor to talk to chicks and Viagra to get a hard on
So without performance enhancers you're just a dork with no answers
I hope your first born gets a cancerous mole that they can't cure
Hey, you're a pitiful little joke who's soft as a winter coat
And since when is coked out 'roid rage rap considered dope?
Ayo, this is about to be a murder fest and I will burn his flesh
And leave large [???] a certain death
Ayo, ayo, ayo this motherfucker [???]
Yo, fuck your lame style and anyone who thinks you spit quality
The real battle heads can see you're nothing but a two bit novelty
Honestly, you're overrated and you know that it's true
You just get special treatment cause Organik's got a boner for you
He's the one that hyped you up online and got people curious
He's the one that gave you a title shot without even earning it
He's the one that awarded you the battler of the year
When you're not even half as active as the average rapper here
Now clear the way, step aside it's mine time to finally shine
Cause I'm the people's champ and I'm here to take what's rightfully mine

[Round 3: Hollohan]
Yo, for real man, that impression was pathetic
Your lines will never get reaction like mine
Doing that was the first and only actual time you've shown your masculine side
See I don't even consider you a rapper, if I did you would be the worst kind
When I heard Jack Shitt bought a King Of The Dot sweater I burned mine
And I'm not exaggerating when I say I wanna see you fucking dead
I'll melt this stupid silver chain to a bullet then shoot you through the fucking head
Jack, when it comes to beating a real rapper in a battle I don't think that there's any hope for you
This message is overdue
You went to America, lost to Dirtbag, embarrassed our country you know it's true
And Organik for me doesn't have a boner dude
And embarrass the country and so do you
Yo, everyone will get dissed
I don't follow orders I cause disorder
I stopped battling comedian faggots in King Of The Dot cause I can't cross the border
I swear to God, myself, I don't fucking think I belong here
It's shameful to be the champ of a league where you're considered the top tier
And I heard you wanna get rid of your beard
Well I'ma leave you with a big gash you can't shave
Skin graph for yo' bitch ass
I'm man made band aid
See, you're ugly with a horrible voice
Your character sucks and you lack wits
I hate anybody that likes anybody that likes Jack Shitt