Hitchin’ A Ride

[Intro]

[Verse 1]
Hey mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
Need a lift to happy hour
Say, "oh no" (oh no)
Do you brake for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt
One, two, one, two, three, four
(My tongue, my tongue-ngue is swelling)
(My tongue, my tongue-ngue is swelling)
(My tongue, my tongue-ngue is swelling)
(My tongue, my tongue-ngue is swelling)

[Verse 2]
Cold turkey's getting stale
Tonight I'm eating crow
Fermented salmonella, poison oak no (oh no)
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I'm dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up
I say one, two, one, two, three, four
(My tongue, my tongue-ngue is swelling)
(My tongue, my tongue-ngue is swelling)
(My tongue, my tongue-ngue is swelling)
(My tongue, my tongue-ngue is swelling)

[Refrain]
Troubled times and you know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride

[Bridge]
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I'm dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up, I say...
Shit!

[Guitar and Drum Solo]

[Refrain]
Troubled times and you know I cannot lie
I'm hitchin' a ride

[Outro]
(Don't know where to go)
(Don't know where to go)
(Don't know where to go)
(Don't know where to go) I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where to go)
(Don't know where to go)
(Don't know where to)
(Got a one, two, three, four, one, two)

(Wow, not as good as the original)
(They basically ruined Green Day)