High School Reunion

Who got fat, who got rich
Who is a loser, who is a bitch
Who is a washout, who turned gay
Who is that wearing the cheap-ass toupee
Who's in the fancy designer pants
Who got the big fake boobie implants
Who looks good in the rental tuxedo
Who lives in their van on microwave burritos

We're havin' fun
High school reunion
Each 'n everyone
High school reunion
Why don't you come to the
High school reunion

Who got the kids, who got the divorce
Who's got a date with a face like a horse
Who's in the papers, who's in the show
Who's in the jail for dealin' the blow
Who graduated from the Ivy League school
Tokes on his bong and then cleans your pool
You sure look pretty, it's been so long
Come on back to my basement where I live with my mom

We're havin' fun
High school reunion
Each 'n everyone
High school reunion
Why don't you come to the
High school reunion

High school reunion
High school reunion