Hey Harry Potter

Harry left me in the lurch, three long years ago
After the Second Task of the Tournament, you know
I helped him with the mermaids, but did he thank me? No!
Hey, Harry Potter, whatcha trying to show?

Didn’t come to my bathroom, didn’t come to my stall
Didn’t even make the effort to visit me at all
He didn’t send an owl, no, he didn’t even call
Hey, Harry Potter, you are making me bawl!

Waaaaaaaaaah!
Waaaaaaaaaah!
Waaaaaaaaaah!
Waaaaaaaaaah!

You strut on back to Hogwarts with your foolishness and pride
Harry won’t come see me, though he must know how I’ve cried
And you’re only using Myrtlе to help you get inside
Hеy, Ron, Hermione, your request is denied!

The sink’s right over there, but I won’t help you anymore
You’ll have to speak some Parseltongue to get you through the door
Oh, wait, I forgot, you’ve never spoken it before
Hey, Ron, Hermione, you are in for a chore!

Waaaaaaaaaah!
Waaaaaaaaaah!
Waaaaaaaaaah!
Waaaaaaaaaah!

So good luck with the Chamber, hope you make it on your own
I hope Harry’s happy and kills Voldemort alone
But I’m depressed ’cause Harry left, never to atone
Hey, Harry Potter
Hey, Harry Potter
Hey, Harry Potter
Hey, Harry Potter
Hey, Harry Potter, you’re making me moan!

Waaaaaaaaaah!