Afterlife

Seconds ago, I was in a duel
Fighting hard for Hogwarts School
I remember a flash of green
Now, what the hell is happening?

Surrounded by figures dressed in black
And not a single one attacks
This hooded robe is really new
And so is this Dark Mark tattoo

I think I’ve got it figured out
I know what this is all about

I wish someone would have explained this situation and saved me from this strife
Death Eater is not an occupation; it’s actually the afterlife
I missed out on my chance to be a ghost, and now I’m a member of Voldemort’s host
‘Cause I found out all dead peoplе become Death Eatеrs

A skull-shaped mask covers my face
I never remove it, just in case
It’s not a fashion accessory
It hides my true identity

I turn around and raise my wand
I’m sending you to the Great Beyond
And you’ll all join us, one by one
But, don’t worry; it’s tons of fun

I think I’ve got it figured out
I know what this is all about

I wish someone would have explained this situation and saved me from this strife
Death Eater is not an occupation; it’s actually the afterlife
I missed out on my chance to be a ghost, and now I’m a member of Voldemort’s host
‘Cause I found out all dead people become Death Eaters

Being a Death Eater isn’t that bad
I get to chill out with my mum and dad
All my old friends are hanging here
We party like we’re evil and drink Butterbeer

We just keep adding to our team
Until the day we reign supreme
When we die, forget salvation
Come join the Death Eater celebration

I wish someone would have explained this situation and saved me from this strife
Death Eater is not an occupation; it’s actually the afterlife
I missed out on my chance to be a ghost, and now I’m a member of Voldemort’s host
‘Cause I found out all dead people become
Yeah, I found out all dead people become
Yeah, I found out all dead people become Death Eaters

Oh, oh
Dead people become Death Eaters
Oh, oh
Dead people become Death Eaters