Here I Was

[Verse]
Don't ask or I might tell you
I'm in the land of the big TVs
Like a kid the day after Christmas
Exchange or refund, listen to me

The man-bun guy won the raffle
And walked out with a big TV
I'll be your Starbucks in a rainstorm
Pickles and ketchup in a cardboard sleeve

[Chorus]
10 million dollars cash, tax free
If you don't want it, would you give it to me?
Death metal t-shirts, static and fuzz
And here I was
Here I was

[Verse]
A conversation in confidence
No hetero affection: conflict again
10 angry tenants, all of them sighed
The nasty neighbor killed the vibe

Cold-looking people or mortal men?
I ate a salad and listened from the next door apartment
Run for the boredom, fill it with bags
Tater tot pizza, niblets and Tab

[Chorus]
100 million dollars cash, tax free
If you don't need it, would you please give it to me?
Megadeth t-shirts, static and fuzz
And here I was
Here I was

[Bridge]
I may never like anything again
I may never like anything again
I may never like anything again
I may never like anything again

Big TVs

[Chorus]
10 or 20 dollars cash, tax free
If you don't want it, would you give it to me?
Bob Marley t-shirts, "Jammin'," "One Love"
And here I was
Here I was