Help Me Somebody

Talkin' funny and lookin' funny--

[Clergy mutters]

--and talkin' 'bout "nobody judge me," you make yourself look bad!

Help me somebody!

You need to take a good look at yourself and see if you're the kind of person that God wants you to be!

[Clergy cheers]

It's no big thing, it's a small thing

[Clergy mutters in affirmation]

What... people... think!

Help me somebody!

There's no escape from Him!

He's so high you can't get over Him!

[Clergy mutters in affirmation]

He's so low you can't get under Him! He's so wide you can't get around Him! If you make your bed in Heaven, He's there! If you make your bed in Hell, He's there! He's everywhere!

[Clergy cheers]

Woo!
Help me somebody!

Woo!
Help me somebody!

Aaaaaaaaaah, I know!
Aaaaaaaaaah, I know!
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Aaaaaaaaaah, I know!
Aaaaaaaaaah, I know!
Aaaaaaaaaah, I know!
Aaaaaaaaaah, I know!
Aaaaaaaaaah, I know!
Aaaaaaaaaah, I know!
Aaaaaaaaaah, I know!