Hello Mister Curtis (With Apologies)

You already have my apologies

Hello Mister Curtis, hello Mister Cobain
Tell me where the hurt is
Tell me exactly, now where is the pain?

Your agony, your agony, your agony
Remove me from this agony
You're agony, you're agony, you're agony
Remove me from this agony

Hello Mister Curtis, hello Mister Cobain
You are so much braver than me
So do it again, so do it again, please do it again

Your agony, your agony, your agony
Remove me from this agony
You're agony, you're agony, you're agony
Remove me from this agony

Hello Mister Curtis
And may we never forget
But I've made my decision
(To die like a king) To die like a king
(Like Elvis) Like Elvis
On some godforsaken toilet

I hope I die before I get really old
I hope I die before I get really old
I hope I die before I get really old
I hope I die before I get really old