Heavy Jesus

[Verse 1]
Somebody’s cousin’s dope-dealing neighbor’s best friend’s sister told me a story
About her burned-out roommate’s brother’s lover and this terrible thing that happened to his auntie
In the middle of the night she was taken by hanger, middle of a rumble raging right through her
She went to the Taco Zone and got a burrito, a quesadilla, and a side of chorizo
And then she saw the most horrible sight that she’s ever seen in her horrible life
On the side of the burning quesadilla shell was the smiling face of Jesus Christ

[Chorus]
She don’t have no time for heavy Jesus in her life
The only religion that she’s known is rock and roll
(and heavy metal)
She don’t have no time for heavy Jesus in her life
The only religion that she’s known is rock and roll
(and heavy metal)

[Verse 2]
Everybody wanted to know how he was, “Was he cool, was he chill, was he cruel just because?
Did he condemn her life and all the choices she’s made or was he like, ‘No worries, babe, get laid?’
Did he wrap her in a blanket of love from above, did he heal the hurt in her heart with the touch of a dove?”
She said she didn’t even need to wait around to discover 'cause life’s too short to believe in another

[Chorus]
She don’t have no time for heavy Jesus in her life
The only religion that she’s known is rock and roll
(and heavy metal)
She don’t have no time for heavy Jesus in her life
The only religion that she’s known is rock and roll
(and heavy metal)