Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
This song is an alternate version of Wesley’s “They Threw Me Out Of Church” from his 1994 album Machine Gun Kelly in which Wesley recalls being thrown out of church for cursing.
“Don’t Curse In God’s House” from Wesley Willis (1995) is another extremely similar song from Wesley, but describes a dif...
[Verse 1]
Once upon a time
I cursed in Daniel Chapel AME Zion Church
I told one of the deacons to lick a cheetah's dick
Reverend Henry Miller preached about my foul old language
He told the congregation that I have a filthy mouth
[Chorus]
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
[Verse 2]
For the first time, I told Reverend Henry Miller to kiss my black ass
I also told him to suck a donkey's dick
He got so tired of my horse crap
He ordered one of the deacons to throw me out
He escorted me to the door
[Chorus]
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
[Verse 3]
When I went to church that same Sunday, I brought a baseball bat
I went up to the pulpit and clubbed Reverend Henry Miller in the head
He dropped to the floor
Suddenly, the police was called on me
I ran out of church grinning when the squad car pulled up
[Chorus]
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
He threw me out of church
[Outro]
Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
Arby's - Different is good
He Threw Me Out Of Church was written by Wesley Willis.