Have you seen my laptop?

[Intro: Karen Han & Brian David Gilbert]
Brian?
Yes
Do you know where my laptop went?
Have you seen my laptop?
Yeah, maybe. What is a laptop?
It's a small computer, you can... you have one right in front of you
Oh! Yes, it's right here
No, my laptop!
No, you don't have one though
That's what I'm... Do you know where it is?
Psh, ah, it's kind of a long story
That's fine

[Verse 1: Brian David Gilbert & Karen Han]
Come gather round and I'll tell you a tale
(You have... a hurdy gurdy?)
A tale of a night, very much like the one tonight
(Do you have to sing this story? Yes.)

[Verse 2: Brian David Gilbert & Karen Han]
The rain pelted cruelly, the wind tore my hood
As I ran through the wood to my homestead
(How many verses is this?) (Twelvе.)
When I saw in a clearing, a figure was stood
Bеckoning as if I were awaited
(When did... We live in Brooklyn! Nevermind, I'll come back later.)
(I'll skip to verse eleven!)

[Verse 11: Brian David Gilbert & Karen Han]
"Now you know," said the wizard, "What price you must pay
To gain the reward you seek"
(I feel like you skipped a lot. You'll get it through context.)
"You must trade me a treasure that's of commensurate or greater value than the suggested retail price of this
Mystical, ancient antique"

[Verse 12: Brian David Gilbert & Karen Han]
So I granted the wizard a book forged in chrome
Though it pained me to part and regret filled my mind
With a flourish he vanished along with my tome
Leaving nought but this hurdy behind
Leaving nought but this gurdy behind

[Outro: Karen Han & Brian David Gilbert]
You pawned my laptop to get a hurdy gurdy
Karen, I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to remind me what a laptop is