Happy Birthday to Us

Well, it's April 1st
Know what that means?
It’s a day that'll live in infamy?

So when we step into the Great Hall
We wanna hear Happy Birthday from one and all!

You can tell us we're great
Or give us a present
Or let us use you
For our latest experiment

Make no mistake
Today revolves around us

We’re gonna drink some Felix
And steal the Knight Bus!

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to Fred and George

Gonna throw a party at the Shrieking Shack
So we won't have Filch breathing down our necks

Add Butterbeer and Fizzing Whizbees
And just for Neville, some Cornish Pixies!

Come one, come all
Gryffindors are invited
Nobody else will ever find it

Just don't let Draco see you leave the castle
'Cause he'll tell Snape and he's such a WHAT?!!!!!!

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to Fred and George

Now it's April 2nd and the night is done
Needless to say, we had lots of fun
The party's over, but never fear
We’ll do the same thing again right here next year!

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to Fred and George

Happy Birthday to Fred and George
Happy Birthday to Fred and George
Happy Birthday to Fred and George
Happy Birthday to Fred and George