Fred, George, and Myrtle

Me and George
Needed to find a place
To perfect
Our portable swamp
We stumbled upon
An empty girls bathroom
In a corridor on the second floor
Then we heard someone say

Get out of my bathroom
You’re not welcome here
This is my home not yours
Don’t disturb it
Stay out of my bathroom
Cause you are not dead or a girl
So I don’t want you in here

Hey Myrtle dear
Let us play around in your bathroom
We think you’re kinda cute
Even though you’re dead
I don’t let boys
Hang around in my bathroom
Maybe we can make a little deal here
But if we can’t

Get out of my bathroom
You’re not welcome here
This is my home not yours
Don’t disturb it
Stay out of my bathroom
Cause you are not dead or a girl
So I don’t want you in here

Let’s make a deal
What do you want I want you to make me your partner

Alright Fred
I really want to use this bathroom
What do you think, what’re we gonna do

Think about it George
Myrtle never leaves this bathroom
I think we’ve got ourselves a deal here
Now let’s tell her what’s up

We’re staying in your bathroom
Cause you are our friend
You’re now our partner in our wheezes

Then you can use my bathroom
Whenever you want
And I’ll visit your toilet in London

Now we’re all in this bathroom and everyone’s happy
We’re partners it’s Fred, George, and Myrtle
Now we’re all in this bathroom and everyone’s happy
We’re partners it’s Fred, George, and Myrtle