Hands Up

And now back to our regularly scheduled program

[Chorus: Monica Blaire]
Hey!
To all my people in the place to be
Once again making history
I'm not kidding, no I'm not kidding
Put your hands up right now
Hey!
I know you came out to get drunk
We ain't acting all like just to fuck you up
I'm just kidding (naw for real)
Put your hands up right now

[Verse 1: Swifty McVay]
I be at them devilish parties, acting retarded
Your women screaming at me like cerebral palsy
I'm stealing alcohol while I'm holding my balls
And I still be at the bar way after the last call
Calling for my part of the (?)
And asking my girl for sex knowing that it's six in the morning
I party like a rock star, standing on stage in my boxers
Spray painting my chest as they all watch me
Holla out: "whoo", next thing I do:
Swallow some shrooms, piss over the dressing room
Was mixing my drinks, now I'm starting to see things
When women walk past me I'm grabbing their g-strings
Pulling their back and as they start to smack me, I'm ducking
Put her over my shoulders and fuck 'em
And wake up next morning, bump pillow talkin'
I'm pouring Bacardi dark on 'em while they're snoring

[Chorus: Monica Blaire]
Hey!
To all my people in the place to be
Once again making history
I'm not kidding, no I'm not kidding
Put your hands up right now
Hey!
I know you came out to get drunk
We ain't acting all like just to fuck you up
I'm just kidding (naw for real)
Put your hands up right now

[Verse 2: Swifty McVay]
Cup of Hennessy, shot of adrenaline
I walk through the party and my drawers are Timberlands
The next morning I'm not remembering a damn thing
But I'm in a bed with women
From different nationalities, a Spanish mommy'll tackle me
She tried to tie me up with her panties
Mouth full of xannies, I'm out on the balcony
I bust my ass quick and nobody's helping me
I threw up on the hotel manager
He called the police to grab me, he was mad as fuck
And I was cuffed to the banister laughing
He can't stop us, we're having a blast
I'm on the way to the precinct, I'm calm though
Right when we was walking out the condo
Whispered in the chick's ear, calm and mellow:
"Y'all can follow or bail me out tomorrow"

[Chorus: Monica Blaire]
Hey!
To all my people in the place to be
Once again making history
I'm not kidding, no I'm not kidding
Put your hands up right now
Hey!
I know you came out to get drunk
We ain't acting all like just to fuck you up
I'm just kidding (naw for real)
Put your hands up right now

[Verse 3: Swifty McVay]
Monday morning, I got up yawning
I walked outta jail with all my belongings
In the parking lot, everybody was snoring
Till my dawg woke up outta sleep: "yo I'm hungry!"
We hit the pancake house, no doubt
Swallowed the food down and walked on out
Hit the barbecue at my partner's house
Had a keg of cognac and knocked it down
My people acting like basset hounds
Sniffing around trying to find him a model
Passing out bottles, yeah it's a trend
And I might go to jail all over again

[Chorus: Monica Blaire]
Hey!
To all my people in the place to be
Once again making history
I'm not kidding, no I'm not kidding
Put your hands up right now
Hey!
I know you came out to get drunk
We ain't acting all like just to fuck you up
I'm just kidding (naw for real)
Put your hands up right now

[Bridge]
Now, if you're down with Swifty McVay
Y'all know ya gotta rep this crew
D12 in the house on the count of 3
Let me hear y'all say:
D12!
D12!
Say D12!
D12!
Say Swift McVay!
Swift McVay
Throw your hands up right now
What!
Yeah
Tell 'em Blaire

[Chorus: Monica Blaire]
Hey!
To all my people in the place to be
Once again making history
I'm not kidding, no I'm not kidding
Put your hands up right now
Hey!
I know you came out to get drunk
We ain't acting all like just to fuck you up
I'm just kidding (naw for real)
Put your hands up right now