Hancock vs Jack Sparrow

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
RELDNAS MADA
VS
NILPAHC EILRAHC!
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[Verse 1: Hancock]
Move, bitch! Make way for Hancock to bring some pain
I'll twist this tipsy scally-fag and I'll stomp him harder than a train
I'm suddenly busting this wannabe pirate who's always playing pretend
You must be happy though, you're always surrounded by your seamen
You can't get on my level man, you're always just stuck behind the best
You're a dead man, but you never got to touch a wisdomous chest
You got betrayed by your friends, this rap will be your world's end
I'll curse you out Sparrow, just so I can see you die once again

[Verse 2: Jack Sparrow]
I'm gonna spray the torch now, lay to the bench and take a rest
I'm insulting this pirate, and I might even say you'rе the best
Mess with mе? I'm setting sail on the Black Pearl
The only time people cheered for you is when you went to jail
I'm gonna crack you like your sunglasses, leave you short-tempered
Then literally feeding you to the Kraken might leave a sunburn
You're just an alienating, constipated outcast with no right to brawl
I'd ask for the rum on this one, but I'm sure it's fossils who gets all

[Verse 3: Hancock, Jack Sparrow, and Mr. Jay]
Call me an asshole one more time!
You... are an asshole!
GRRRR.......
Zander, don't make an April Fool's special!
GRRRR!!!!

[Verse 4: Hancock and Jack Sparrow]
I'm gonna beat this jack-off! Get your hand off your cock!
You're just a booty-stealing fraud! Well you're the one to talk!
Go back to your cannibal tribe already! I will if you let me go!
Too late bitch, time for Hancock's super blow!

[Verse 5: Hancock and WoodenHornets]
....fuck no, I'm not transcribing this shit
Uh......

[Verse 6: Jack Sparrow]
That verse was so long, I'll need the Fountain of Youth
I wouldn't be surprised if you drunk that already too
You're the lamest namest plonker in the sea-run streets
There's nothing super about a freak that scores after building his seas
Always avenge your death, BAM!, well what did this strong donkey do?
You married the last of your race and she still wouldn't have sex with you!
Hancock, since the beginning, your chances of winning were narrow
You will always remember this was the day you got your ass kicked by Captain Jack Sparrow

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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