Grenade

[Intro: Pizza Puncher & Kid]
I stole a pizza that cost 2 dollars, on god
Damn, are you serious?, can you teach me how to do that shit?
(Wait, is this Konix?) ight, ight, hol’ up, hol’ up

[Hook: Yung Stiff Rick]
I shot a mexican, then took that nigga’s green card
He be on Discord as a girl, I know he likes to larp
Catch me in the preschool and I’m sellin’ kids black tar
Yada yada, nigga, stop blabberin’, it won’t get far
Aye, there’s a bowling ball, but I put a fucking grenade in there
Scammin’ on the opps, now their pockets are really scared
I don’t like Eminem cause he’s black and he looks like a chair
Pussy boy’s face lookin’ like a rotten ass pear (sweet!)

[Verse 1: Yung Stiff Rick]
Goin’ to his addy, then I turn his cable off
Nigga, I hate jews, I’mma rob their dreidel, yah (damn)
Fucking your bitch and she’s disabled, what
And I’ll post a Instagram story of me eatin’ a bagel (like what?)
Thick hentai booty on my screen, lil bitch, I might nut
Slut hates n******, so I put my black cock in her gut
Wire transfer my plug, then I told him “Cluck a Chuck” (yuh!)
I don’t give a shit, bitch, you are a cuck
I mistook toilet paper as a male masturbator
Niggas sayin’ goodbye, but it ain’t “see ya later” (yah)
I be hidin’ underwater like I was an alligator
And I be ridin’ around like I was a Tow Mater, yeah
(Ya fuckin’ jew!) President Yung Stiff Rick buildin’ walls and smokin’ tall
Aye, rapin’ her bootyhole, then made her suck on my balls (yuh!)
I’m with LIL NAZ Z
La-de-di-de-da-de
I see good things in Hitler, so I’m a nazi
Bitch, show me your body
Make her ass potty
I laughed at Technoblade’s death cause you is a copy

[Verse 2: LIL NAZ Z]
May not be rich, but I’m fuckin’ yo bitch though
She got me hard, yeah, my dick weighs one kilo
Yeah, in my room, what’s the need for a dildo?
Pulled a pin to a grenade, I’m like bitch, go
Calling Santa Claus cause they ‘boutta sit on my lap
You want a condom?, man, there’s no need for that
Threw a grenade at my mom, damn, I think she’s mad
Honey, what happened to your room? (ummm, nothing)
Pull up to the preschool, I found my new wife, yuh!
Lay her down slow cause I’m gonna give it to her nicely
Shot a mexican and then I took that nigga’s green card (WHAT?)
If you are not, then you ain’t gettin’ far (OH NO!)
Meet me at the preschool, I’m sellin’ kids black tar
Put a grenade in a bowling ball and now I’m behind bars (NIGGA, WHAT?)
Shoutout to your mom, she’s in my closet right now
Pulled out a gun on a preschooler, now he’s runnin’ now

[Hook: Yung Stiff Rick]
I shot a mexican, then took that nigga’s green card
He be on Discord as a girl, I know he likes to larp
Catch me in the preschool and I’m sellin’ kids black tar
Yada yada, nigga, stop blabberin’, it won’t get far
Aye, there’s a bowling ball, but I put a fucking grenade in there
Scammin’ on the opps, now their pockets are really scared
I don’t like Eminem cause he’s black and he looks like a chair
Pussy boy’s face lookin’ like a rotten ass pear (sweet!)

[Outro: Yung Stiff Rick & LIL NAZ Z]
*autistic sounds* I just came up with some shit, I don’t know, yeah, uhhhhhhhh
Oh shit, I’m on crack, I just snorted coke through my ballsack (uhhhhhhh)
Uoooouuuuuhhhh *autistic sounds* my bad, my bad, my bad
Ah, yeah, it was my-, it wasn’t my fault (uhhhhhhhhh)
I got caught doing black tar in the school bathroom