Caught a Case!

[Intro: Yung Stiff Rick]
Ayeeee, (woah) it’s like 8 P.M. and shit, but I’m still gonna do it with YungLoL
(Testicular Torture) yeah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah *mumbling* swag
Ya dig, ya dig, ya dig, ya dig

[Hook: Yung Stiff Rick]
I have mental retardation
Just shit myself, oh well
Snort my poopoo like some cocaine
Scammed a minor off Zelle
Like me and YungLoL are based
I just caught a case
Cause Shoujo Ramune’s on my hard drive, now I can’t masturbate (I hate ni-)

[Verse 1: Yung Stiff Rick]
Chop my dick off, use it as a vacuum
Put a blade on my arm and made a tattoo
I got fart cancer when I did an “achoo”
Penetrate a harem’s asshole with a cashew
Well, Rick is drunk, I’mma shoot a pedestrian
Shawty mad thick and that bitch is a lesbian
Just give up the coochie, this shit a rebellion
And I don’t know what else rhymes with lesbian
Like I’m very mad, I’mma give yo kid aids
Now he’s in the hospital cause he very gay
Ecchi lolis on my screen while I sip Minute Maid
Fuck a shark’s butthole, make it give me brain
Okay, bust in a pig’s eye, it’s science like Bill Nye
Now it’s blind, my penis rewind
Dildos on your butterfly, booblebabblebye
That fly very bi, it gon’ have to say goodbye
Throw retards in my candy van, circumcise them, they got no hands
Feed them nothing but my shit canned, then I finger a motherfuckin’ stan
And then fucked his cousin, she had big tits
Locked Danny Fenton up and fed him dog dick
Kidnap a bitch while she walking, she can’t get fit
In a rabbit’s mouth, I take a shit
And now give it dick and I call ‘em carrots
Shawty suck on my wiener, she gawk like a parrot
Got a .50 Cal and a muhfuckin’ barrett
Diggin’ out her bootyhole like I was a ferret
Empty my clip with poisoned bullets
Nuttin’ in her hair while I’m getting a mullet
Eat her ass, then whip out my weewee and pull it
Fuck a waifu where she pees now I’m touchin’ her gullet

[Hook: Yung Stiff Rick]
I have mental retardation
Just shit myself, oh well
Snort my poopoo like some cocaine
Scammed a minor off Zelle
Like me and YungLoL are based
I just caught a case
Cause Shoujo Ramune’s on my hard drive, now I can’t masturbate

[Verse 2: YungLoL]
And hentai.net got me bustin’ to the lolis on my screen (gooning)
They all 10’s but they’re all under 18 (NOOOO)
Catchin’ a flight to the island, we finna run a train with Epstein
All this grooming, got all the kittens, I feel like I’m Dream (groom, groom, groom)
Tie a noose around my neck, I’m just hangin’ around (yuh)
Megumin from Konosuba keeps gettin’ me aroused (yuh)
Lolicon, lolicon, where the fuck is my crown?
Beat my meat all the time, I’m the silence stroker cause there’s no sounds
Aye, what the fuck am I doin’?, I’mma just goon
Couldn’t get no hoes, so I edge alone in my room
Super senior hours, I’mma be the predator in my school
Everytime I beat my meat, it’s colorful as shit like a Rubix Cube
Incest is my number one tag cause I’m the imouto slayer
Nah, I’mma just goon cause I’m the chronic masturbator (yuh, masturbator)
Feelin’ devious, I’mma take a bitch and kidnap her in my layer (yes)
You’re not safe if you’re a dude, I’mma play with the joystick like a player (ayo)
Gooning to all these lolis, I feel like I’m Drake
Hittin’ her from the back in a cardboard box, I feel like I’m Snake
Preordering cause I just want her to be mine
I’mma kill myself after this line

[Outro: Yung Stiff Rick]
Yeah, Boku No Pico inside my hard drive now I can’t masturbate (masturbate, masturbate)