Gravity

Niagara Falls straight up to the moon
Or you can fly there in a lead balloon:
Gravity don’t care at all

You can walk on water, if you so choose
In your made in U.S.A. concrete shoes:
Gravity don’t care at all

You might believe the pigs can fly -
That’s the kind of lie you just might buy:
Gravity don’t care at all

You don’t have to be Isaac Newton
Sitting under some apple tree:
Gravity don’t care at all