[Chorus]
If I jumped from the "H" on the Hollywood Sign (Bastard)
Maybe you'd see me while you're on a date
Telling other men lies
While they hold you around the waist
Their hands on the shadow of mine
The observatory lawn has a great view
Let me ruin it for you
[Verse]
When we walk across the stage, my face will face the lonely floor
When we walk across our ways, there's one that stays and one ignores
I'll text myself a game of eight-ball in case I get bored
You'll text yourself a paragraph about why I'm a bore
[Chorus]
If I jumped from the "H" on the Hollywood Sign
Maybe you'd see me while you're on a date
Telling other men lies
While they hold you around the waist
Their hands on the shadow of mine
The observatory lawn has a great view
Let me ruin it for you