[Intro]
I'm just goin' 'bout my day when nothing's happenin' (Yuki)
I'm workin' at my fuckin' job, really aggravated
I got so bored at the register, I masturbated (Oh, my goodness)
No, I didn't but my boss walked over and then this situation exacerbated
Oh my God, I had to run, I had to take a fuckin' jog
But on my way, I had to stop, couldn't believe what I saw (Oh, my goodness)
Oh my f—, God
[Verse]
Goddamn, her ass looked like a tree stump
Goddamn, how the fuck do her knees work?
Goddamn, that White girl ass need work
Like, no matter where she sit, it feel like bleachers
Ee-er, ass squeakin' when I see her
Ass so big, I can't even put it on a t-shirt
I can't еven pull out, I gotta fuckin' find my meat first
I would've failеd that class if that ass was my teacher
It's perfect, that ass built like a tent of a circus
It's perfect, that ass built like Mars and it's not just the surface
That ass built like a star and God did it on purpose
'Cause you know you deserve it
Baby girl, I'm like a squirrel, I'm chasin' that tail
Bring yo' ass here so I can smuggle myself out of jail
In that big ol' booty, in that big ol' booty
Steven Spielberg should make yo' ass a fuckin' movie
'Cause that ass so fat
It's gonna do crazy numbers at the box office
Starring you, you, you and that big ol' back
That's an Oscar worthy booty, that's an Oscar worthy ass
Yeah (Oh my goodness)