​g.i.l.f.

[Verse 1]
Ayy, I need all the grandmas on the motherfuckin' dance floor
Shake that ass for the one time, shake it for the bro
This some shit that you won't hear in the retirement home
You might be retired but don't tire off of shakin' bones, baby
And make sure she stay connected to her oxygen
She gon' need it when she shakin' all that donkey ass
Caretakers freakin' out but I ain't stoppin' here
This a 90s party, baby I ain't talkin' years
I'm addicted to this grandma ass, take me next sto' to the motherfuckin' rehab clinic, uh
They eatin' good here, sweet crab in it, uh
They sleepin' good, ain't no T-max linnen, uh
With some dancers? Stainless
Dick game? Aceless
I might have to bring yo' ass home, no way that you shakin' it
You a full course meal, potato salad with bacon bits
Turn that hearing aid up, all the way up, all the way

[Bridge]
This was something special, you the best lookin' woman here
Where'd you get that behind?
Let me get behind it and feel those years
We don't really have that much time left
Go ahead and shake yo' privates
Goddamn, that ass built like a diamond
So let me see it shine, yeah

[Chorus]
Shake that ass, sh-shake that ass (Yeah, shake it, baby)
Shake that ass, sh-sh-sh-sh-shake that ass (Yeah, yeah)
Shake that ass, sh-shake that ass (Come on, yeah)
Okay, okay, okay, ayy

[Verse 2]
Verse two, hope I look as good as you in '92
Bass bumpin' so loud, it's knockin' over pea soup
Damn, that ass fat, I might get a job here too
Ah, here's Ruth
See, Ruth is a player
She fucked a staff member on the stairs
How could he resist? Ass lookin' like volleyball players
Yeah, but let's go, shake that ass a little more
Shake that ass a little more, grandma, get in the mode
Maury probably watchin' from the TV show, yeah
Wait, can she see even the TV, ain't he on?
She shakin' ass so hard, it's got me hangin' on
She so bad, I wish I knew her back in '54
Oh lord, she kinda look a lil' pale
I think her calcium's low, somebody get her some milk
That ass so big, every time she shake it, I melt
There ain't a goddamn thing I wouldn't do for a G.I.L.F., yeah

[Chorus]
Shake that ass, sh-shake that ass
Shake that ass, shake that, shake, that, shake that ass
Shake that ass, sh-sh-sh-sh-shake
Shake that ass, sh-sh-sh-sh—