Gorgeous George

[Verse 1]
You got me drunk after the match
I told you secrets over sausage and mash
I spilt the beans
Now I have to kill you

Two's company, and three's a crowd
Think what you like, but don't say it out loud
Don't spill the beans, don't say it out loud
Or I'll have to kill you

[Pre-Chorus / Chorus]
Easy, easy, Gorgeous George
Feather boa, velvet gown
There's a rumour going round
And every masked man needs a mouth

Bomber Pat Roach said on the coach
We'll bring bloody mayhem
When we hit the big time
At Wolverhampton civic hall

Easy, easy, Gorgeous George
Easy, easy, lovely George
Gorgeous George, the lisping Buddha
Of the Mecca

[Verse 2]
You got me drunk after the match
I told you secrets over bangers and mash
But now the cat is in the bag
And the bag's in the river

[Pre-Chorus / Chorus]
Brian Glover, Bullet Baxter
Nancyboy on a double decker
Shuts his eyes and dreams that heaven
Is a Midlands Shangri-La

Gorgeous George got a ninja
To avenge all bully teachers
Gorgeous George, mincing mauler
Of the top rank

[Chorus / Bridge]
Count Bartelli is unmasked
The Zebra Kid is unmasked
The Red Scorpion is unmasked
Gorgeous George didn't need a mask

[Chorus / Outro]
So take the weight off your feet
Have a kip in the back of a transit
When you awake, the lights of Wolverhampton
Will shine before your eyes

Easy, easy, Gorgeous George
Easy, easy, lovely George
Gorgeous George, mincing mauler
Of the Mecca