It's getting harder to discern art from good business moves
As the poets auction off their best lines
And the suits now wear guitars, and supposed punks pose in front Of their new cars
Writing songs in their spare time
And we've proven that we respond best when only moderately impressed
So we all write the same songs
And we bide our time waiting for a line that we can sign our name to
So we can sound like you, just like you
Be just like you
Average is entertaining, so sing along without complaining
And you and all your friends can be stars
Don't worry about saying something, we pay your writers next to nothing...
Just get on that stage and look good with those guitars
And buy your parents new cars