Going AWOL

[Intro]
Yo
You know what happens when you charge into me
You’ll get blocked. Because I’m “a wall”
Here we go

[Verse 1]
Excuse all the yapping, an engineer who is rapping
Wrapped you in my class, that design pattern’s adapting
Put me on your team, not the lead, I'm the captain
Swipe and tech debt disappear, go ahead and call me "Napkin"
Gave you my virus, we share more DNA than brothers
I’m living in the cloud, it’s as if I always hover
Azure just replaced green as my favorite color
Got so many servers you should see how many butlers
Illest social network villain, neural network when I'm spittin'
King extrovert of fellow nerds my style never bitten
With ChatGPT you lack the bars I’ve written
But you try so hard that we can say you're overfitting
Fruitful careers at larger and larger companies
Full of RSUs like alphabets without their Ts
IPOs, acquisitions, climbed to more senior positions
Going AWOL that is my mission

[Chorus]
Going AWOL that is my mission
Going AWOL that is my mission
Going AWOL that is my mission
Being AWOL is my constant condition

[Verse 2]
I wrote a solution without a problem statement
Stand on you like a landing, while you stare in amazement
My ideas are bottoms-up like stairs from the basement
Bring you all to my hospital because I have no patience
Serve ads in every city, been through the nitty-gritty
I’m a cross between Donald Knuth, Carl Sagan, and P. Diddy
I know you can't stand my face and it ain't 'cause I ain't pretty
It's 'cause the words coming out my mouth make your ideas look shitty
Unleash the beast and I laugh at your taunt
Approach me with a gun or do whatever you want
I run behind you and take your piece, call that "en passant"
Blast you with your own 9 with a kill dash (-) in front
Don't need Linear Algebra to cross the matrix
I'll smack you with GORILLAS, take you back to BASICs
My worm’s replicating through your system, it’s so contagious
No idea what my rhymes mean like numbers that're baseless

[Chorus]
Going AWOL that is my mission
Going AWOL that is my mission
Going AWOL that is my mission
Being AWOL is my constant condition

[Verse 3]
Even with GoldenGate my swagger you can't replicate
Like Weezy said, mind so sharp I self-decapitate
I’ll retire you like functions that I deprecate
Got your number like the credit cards that I extrapolate
No refactor possible, you must need a rewrite
DOS your host until your ass is outta site
Buffer overflow, but it won't appease my appetite
Like Dracula, I can kill you with just one byte
You ain’t never SYNned, network disconnect
Kick your table in the leg and drop it, SQL inject
O of n-cubed while you break down my dialect
You only debug when I squash you like an insect
Never switch me up, I can cover any cases
Review your mouth's code, my fist on your curly braces
I’m number four when it’s bitshifted right two places
And what I say goes so it's tabs over spaces

[Chorus]
Going AWOL that is my mission
Going AWOL that is my mission
Going AWOL that is my mission
Being AWOL is my constant condition

[Outro]
Going AWOL that is my mission
Cause I’m AWOL
Going AWOL that is my mission
Being AWOL is my constant condition