My Bot

[Verse]
My bot has an LLM
Your bot only spits out phlegm
My bot uses reinforced learning
Your bot keeps other folks yearning
My bot, ten thousand GPUs
Your bot has no petaflops to lose
My bot supports Prompt Engineers
Your bot just inspires fear
My bot passed the Turing test
Your bot says “Hello, World!”, I'm impressed!
My bot, answers user's queries
Your bot’s barely a dictionary
My bot carries conversations
Your bot has hallucinations
My bot is an AGI
Your bot might as well die

[Chorus]
It's time that we let the world know
Doesn't matter if you use Rust or Go
My brain mixed with machine learning
Means my bot's better than your bot, for certain
It's time that wе let the world know
Doesn't mattеr if you use Rust or Go
My brain mixed with machine learning
Means my bot's better than your bot, for certain

[Verse]
My bot has a trillion parameters
Your bot can't parse simple grammar
My bot needs Azure West
Your bot is on a box under your desk
My bot, billions of qps
Your bot’s source code leaked, it's a mess
My bot can pass the LSAT
Your bot can barely spell that
My bot is a virtual assistant
Your bot? A racist Nazi, it’s insistent
My bot started its own company
Your bot isn't even good company
My bot uses GPT-4
Your bot doesn't function any more
Update! My bot's GPT-5
Your bot is no longer alive

[Chorus]
It's time that we let the world know
Doesn't matter if you use Rust or Go
My brain mixed with machine learning
Means my bot's better than your bot for certain
It's time that we let the world know
Doesn't matter if you use Rust or Go
My brain mixed with machine learning
Means my bot's better than your bot, for certain