Giant’s Rolling Pin

[Verse 1]
Beth and Marlene's pies with help from Caroline
After just one slice you can uncover any lie
That's why the NSA and now the FBI
Want to be the ones who control Beth and Marlene's pies
With help from Caroline
So basically that's why

[Chorus]
I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin
Legend says it does exist
If you don't stop looking for it
I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin
Legend says it will bake for the world
Oh, it will, yes, it really will
In case we have rolled out our little world too flat
Then the giant's rolling pin
Will roll the truth out so that the whole world can dig in
To Beth and Marlene's pies

[Verse 2]
Everybody spies, so why the big surprise?
That is why the working woman well deserves a slice
Mississippi mud or key lime?
But now the nice taxman in every state has tried
To say that it's in his jurisdiction to decide
Who gets a bit of pie
So honestly that's why

[Chorus]
I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin
Legend says it does exist
If we don't stop looking for it
I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin
Legend says it will bake for the world
Oh, it will, yes, it really will
If in fact we had rolled our little world too flat
Then the giant's rolling pin
Would roll the truth out so that the whole world can dig in
The whole world can dig in
To Beth and Marlene's pies

[Outro]
With help from Caroline
For a window of time you can see through any lie
With help from Caroline
And the giant's rolling pin