Get Right With God

When I got right with God
I went to a school where parents sent their kids
When they're afraid they won't grow up
As everything that they wish they were
I read the good book
I even took those parts about shellfish to heart
Just look at my clothes, for fuck's sake
They're only made of one fabric!

You gotta get right with God
Because you may not get another chance
You can't wait 'til the last minute
'Cause all you're gonna be thinking is
"I was just in that car wreck
And now I'vе got no arms
It hurts like a motherfucker
Boy, I rеally miss my arms!"

When I got right with God
They told me crucifixion
Was better than fighting back
So I got beat down by the kids who said their faith
Was stronger than the pastor told me
That when I got to heaven
If they did the beatdowns right
Well, I'd be meetin' Jesus in no time!

It's time to get right with God
Because when you're on your deathbed
It's already too late
And he won't stand for that switcheroo
Though you were just in that car wreck
And now you've got no arms
And it hurts like a motherfucker
And you really miss your arms!

It's time to get right with God (It's time to get right with God)
It's time to get right with God (It's time to get right with God)

When I got right with God
Some of my fellow followers
Went on to own their family's go-kart track
And still, some others
Went on to plotting revenge against
All of the guidance counselors who said
"Time on earth is short, and when you get to Heaven
This will make more sense!"

You'll meet Barbara Stanwyck at the grocery store one day
She comes here after all her grandson's football games
You'll share something in common because you have the same faith
And you'll meet someone famous, ain't loving Jesus great?

You gotta get right with God
Because you may not get another chance
You can't wait for the last minute
When you're on your deathbed
Though you were just in that car wreck
And now you've got no arms
And it hurts like a motherfucker
And you really miss your arms!

You shoulda got right with God (You shoulda got right with God)
You shoulda got right with God (You shoulda got right with God)
You shoulda got right with God (You shoulda got right with God)
You shoulda got right with God