Dear Enemies

Hey there, I can't help but notice that you suck shit through a straw
You suck so hard you make sex workers gawk, yeah you suck like it's your job

At some point you decided that regular things were not your way
The not-shit-suckin' life was not for you and honor was not what you craved
So you got yourself a glass, I don't know where you got the shit
But you put a straw right up the center and applied pressure with your lips

So I say; hey there, I can't help but notice that you suck shit through a straw
You suck so hard you make sex workers gawk, yeah you suck like it's your job

Now I'm not one to kink-shame, as long as therе's consenting adults
But I'm not so sure that it's a sexual thing, as I'vе noticed the results
Do you think that this is who your parents hoped you would be?
An absolute fucking psychopath with feces in your teeth
And you don't care who knows it, and I suppose that it's your right
At least you suck shit through a straw with pride
But we've all gotta watch, and feel helpless like doggies
When you're rubber-nosin' what you find yummy

So I say; hey there, I can't help but notice that you suck shit through a straw
You suck so hard you make sex workers gawk, yeah you suck like it's your job (one more time!)
Hey there, I can't help but notice that you suck shit through a straw
You suck so hard you make sex workers gawk, yeah you suck like it's your job (that's [?]!)