Get Me To The Church On Time

[JAMIE & HARRY]
There's just a few more hours
That's all the time you've got
A few more hours before they tie the knot

[ALFRED, spoken]
There are drinks and girls all over London, and I've gotta track 'em down in just a few more hours. Ha ha, set 'em up me darlin'

(Sung)
I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime
Pull out the stopper
Let's have a whopper
But get me to the church on time
I gotta be there in the mornin'
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls, come and kiss me
Show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time

If I am dancin' roll up the floor
If I am whistlin' -- me out the door

For I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime
Kick up a rumpus
But don't lose the compass
And get me to the church

[JAMIE & HARRY]
Get him to the church

[ALFRED]
For God's sake, get me to the church on time

[ALL]
I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime
Some bloke who's able
Lift up the table
But get me to the church on time
If I am flying then shoot me down
If I am wooin' get her out of town
For I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

[ALFRED]
Feather and tar me
Call out the Army
But get me to the church
Get me to the church
Oh for Gawd's sake, get me to the church on time

[ALL]
He's getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

[ALFRED]
Come on, pull out the stopper
Let's have a whopper
But get me to the church on time

[ALL]
He's got to be there in the morning
Spruced up and looking in his prime

[ALFRED]
Girls come and kiss me
Show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time

If I am dancing roll up the floor
If I am whistlin' -- me out the door

[ALL]
Oh he's getting married in the morning
Ding, dong the bells are gonna chime
(Ding, dong the bells are gonna chime)

[ALFRED]
Drug me or jail me
Stamp me or mail
But get me to the church

[ALL]
Get him to the church

[ALFRED]
For God's sake get me to the church on time

[ALL]
Girls come and kiss him
Show how you'll miss him
And get me to the church on time

Kick up a rumpus
But don't lose the compass
And get him to the church

If I am flying then shoot me down
If I am wooin' get her out of town

He's getting married in the morning
Ding, dong the bells are gonna chime

[MAN 1]
Some man who's able

[MAN 2]
Lift up the table

[ALFRED]
Get me to the church on time

[ALL]
But get him to the church
Get him to the church

[INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]

[ALL]
Starlight is reelin' home to bed now (Ooo)
Mornin' is smearin' up the sky (Ooo)
London is waking
Daylight is breaking

[JAMIE & HARRY]
Good luck, old chum
Good health, goodbye

[ALFRED]
I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

[ALL]
Hail and salute me
Then haul off and boot me
And get me to the church
Get me to the church
For God's sake, get me to the church on time